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Normally my job as a police officer is easy, I can tell if they’re driving high just based off their pupils.

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As I pulled the trigger on the shotgun pointed at my face i felt content.

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“She’s obviously barking at nothing,” he said.

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The heat went out right in the middle of the coldest day.

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The ad clearly read, "Help Wanted: Zookeeper to feed rare and exotic animals."

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"Where are the kids?" my wife asked. I froze, remembering them getting into a car similar to ours. "I thought they came with you?"

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This morning I finally called the exterminator about the rats scrambling about in the walls of my old house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Normally my job as a police officer is easy, I can tell if they’re driving high just based off their pupils.	8
As I pulled the trigger on the shotgun pointed at my face i felt content.	8
[deleted by user]	8
“She’s obviously barking at nothing,” he said.	8
The heat went out right in the middle of the coldest day.	8
[deleted by user]	8
The ad clearly read, "Help Wanted: Zookeeper to feed rare and exotic animals."	8
"Where are the kids?" my wife asked. I froze, remembering them getting into a car similar to ours. "I thought they came with you?"	8
This morning I finally called the exterminator about the rats scrambling about in the walls of my old house.	8
[deleted by user]	8